What can you carry?

This flyer just floated into my mailbox. I've seen some around town here and there too. Someone must know me well. I've long enjoyed riding my bike, carrying stuff around on it, racing, drinking, olde-timey line-art, and Engrish.

Here are both sides of it. Blogger resized the images so click them for the full effect, or click on this pdf if you want to print it yourself. Four for the price of one.