OK, you don't really have to go to the news story to get this one, here's the executive summary.
* Florida band names itself This Bike is a Pipe Bomb in a cheesy attempt to get publicity
* Ohio University student puts band's sticker on his bike
* Ohio University police close off part of campus and call in the bomb squad
* Band gets publicity
The most worrisome thing in the article was this quote from a sophomore who couldn't get around the police tape:
"I'm extremely upset because I walked to class, and it was canceled."
I fear for our future.
I'm not checking out that band because, well, that's just what they want us to do.