86 rules of boozing

If you're going to check out the new pub that Pilznr mentions below then you might find Modern Drunkard Magazine's 86 rules of boozing helpful, unless you want to be banned from this one too.

I think some of them were written by bartenders. For example:

28. If you can't afford to tip, you can't afford to drink in a bar. Go to the liquor store.

Fair enough.
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